We come by it honestly

From Granna Kate, this morning:

"Something about today's front page made my brain work in convoluted ways... (well, duh!)... and I remembered Piglet's grandfather, Trespassers W., which was short for Trespassers Will, which was Short for Trespassers William.

"And I thought, thought I... (unless you'd prefer for him to live in the Hundred Acre Wood, under the name of Saunders), that perhaps young Obadiah, should that happen to be Bean's gender, might take on the spirit of Piglet's ancestor.

"What do you think of Stimulus Bill? We who love the child could call him Stimulus Billy?"

Or Stimulus William. Thank you, Granna.