Our conversation this morning, definitely without enough coffee:
Mommy: Our Bean is a lemon!
Mummy: Don't say that! Our washing machine is a lemon. Not our Bean.
Mommy: Oh, come on, think Meyer.
Mummy: Worse than Gershom.
Mommy: Sweet and sassy.
Mummy: This is going to be a long week.

In other Bean news, this is apparently the week of the facial workout - trying out smiles, frowns, and various grimaces that probably accentuate the alien-baby look. I have to say, though, that I was quite pleased to read that this is the week in which the baby should figure out thumb-sucking; our little genius had that one down last week.