The Registry is laughing at me.

I swear it is.

It knows about my anti-pink rants. It must read the blog, too - after all, they are linked. Because we registered for a very nice, aqua-blue chewy teether:
Nice, no? Like with nearly everything else, we found it on the website, and clicked the little button next to it that said "add to registry". Then I checked the registry, and there it was, about halfway down the page. Nice, bright blue teether.

The next day, the teether was.... pink. Ummm... okay... perhaps a trick played by a sneaky wife? She swore, with a straight face, that she had nothing to do with it, and given her propensity for giggling when trying to pull one over on me, I believed her. And switched the teether on the registry back to blue (a process that involves several steps, I might add.)

But it wouldn't stay blue! By the next time I looked, it was pink again. With M. next to me (so I know she wasn't messing with me), I tried to add the blue teether to the registry. I didn't take the pink one off, just tried to add the blue, thinking that perhaps we could at least end up with one of each? Went to the blue teether, clicked "add to registry", and got the message "this item has been added to your registry." Cool. Looked at the registry.

Nothing.

Tried again. Got the same message.

Nothing.

Nothing, that is, except a pink, chewy, gum-massaging teether.


I knew God had a sense of humor... who would have guessed that the internet would, too?